Now Foods Vitamin C-500 Calcium Ascorbate-C 100 Vcaps - 0676 NO LISTING ON AMAZON but without the long beard

but without the long beard and cryptic riddles (though the beard would be cool)

Each drop supports your body's natural defenses the way a good friend supports your questionable life choices (but with better results)

Ever felt like you could use a bit more zip in your zing

but then I took Mimulus and now I'm only afraid of escalators

Now Foods Vitamin C-500 Calcium Ascorbate-C 100 Vcaps - 0676 NO LISTING ON AMAZON but without the long beardThis ain't your regular vitamin C that burns your stomach like a bad relationship (I used to date vitamin C, didn't work out). Now Foods made this one with calcium ascorbate, which is basically vitamin C that went to charm school and learned some manners. See, regular vitamin C is acidic. It hits your stomach like Tracy Morgan hits a buffet table. But this calcium ascorbate version? It's gentle. It's like the difference between getting punched by Mike