Pleading the Fifth Sweatshirt Not In Control of the Government Rumor has it that wearing

Rumor has it that wearing this shirt will get you out of urine tests

people are just a quick Google search away from finding out that you are not actually that person and are

The text is not menaingful or profound

you are bringing eternal shame to any future branches of your family tree and

Pleading the Fifth Sweatshirt Not In Control of the Government Rumor has it that wearingEspecially with ICE, but with any supposed authority figure, you don't have to say a fvvking word. Ask if you're being detained and, if not, tell them to eat a whole big bag of cool ranch dicks and go on your way. Even, actually especially, if there is absolutely no reason they can or should give you any trouble, do this in solidarity with the people who are genuinely scared for themselves and their children. Make life as hard as you possibly can for