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This Giant Balloon Dog Pool Float Is What Happens When a Pool Toy Refuses to Be Normal Animals Each replica comes with aBecause a regular pool float clearly was not absurd enough Some pool floats are trying to be elegant. Flamingos. Swans. Maybe a tasteful little lounger if someone is feeling especially grown up. This one looked at all that and said, Absolutely not, I would rather be a giant inflatable balloon dog. And honestly, that is the kind of confidence summer needs more of. This oversized float looks like someone took a balloon animal from a childrens party and